Ten things you'll never hear a redneck say

Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say:
10. You can't feed that to the dog.
9. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
8. We're vegetarians.
7. We don't keep firearms in this house.
6. Honey, we don't need another dog.
5. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
4. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
3. Duct tape won't fix that.
2. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

And, Number ONE is:

1. The tires on that truck are too big.



Driving in Santa Maria I saw this nice looking truck. Now, this is my kinda' ride.
An' yes, if'n ya ax me, the tahrs on that truck make it all the bedder.

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Whether you are concerned with global warming,
or whether it is economic reasons, it makes good sense to conserve....
A recent study shows that simple measures to curb energy use would reduce the total amount of energy required, reduce our nation's 'carbon footprint', and save money in the long run.
I've always thought that the core of 'conservative thinking' is the root word, 'conserve'.
For both the frontiers families of old, and rural families now, to be able to hold onto what you have, and make that oil or propane last a bit longer before the man comes to fill the tank again, it just makes sense to conserve.
The New York Times has an excellent article on this.